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Men are Like . . . (PG)

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right thefirst time, you can walk all over them for years

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money,they dont generate much interest

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're notquite sure why

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and theyusually head right for your hips.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm andcan keep you up all night long.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word theysay.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and neverhave enough memory.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coolers, load them with beer and you cantake them anywhere.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction,but thats about it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Curling Irons, they're always hot andthey're always in your hair.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Cement, after getting laid they takealong time to get hard.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long tomature.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . High Heels, they're easy to walk on onceyou get the hang of it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what todo and are usually wrong.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not allthat bright.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the firstsign of emotion.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are alreadytaken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremelysmall.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for alittle while.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Place Mats, they only show up whenthere's food on the table.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Snow Storms, you never know when they'recoming, how many inches youll get or how long they will last.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheapand unreliable.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Machines, once they withdraw theylose interest.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bananas, the older they get, the lessfirm they are.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Newborn Babies, they're cute at first,but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Crystal, some look real good, but you canstill see right thru them.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Dry Cleaners, most work fast and leave noring.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Laxatives, they irritate the shit out ofyou.